Work With Me

Retro Modern Mom reaches parents of young children who run their homes on systems: cleaning schedules, laundry rhythms, decluttering plans and printable checklists. They buy the tools those systems call for — cleaning supplies, storage and organizers, laundry gear, natural-cleaning staples. If your product belongs in a working card file, I'd like to hear about it.

What we can do together

• Honest product testing. Your product goes into the actual weekly rhythm of a house with two small children, and I write down what happened.
• Sponsored posts. Clearly labeled, written in my voice, and only for products that fit a method this site already teaches.
• Affiliate partnerships. Ongoing placement inside the method posts and kit lists where your product genuinely earns its slot.

The operations-coordinator fine print: a paid placement never changes a verdict. If the mop streaks, I say it streaks. That honesty is why readers act on the recommendations — which is the only reason a placement here is worth anything to you.

What I don't do

• Pre-written guest posts or "just publish this" content.
• Link insertions into old posts and other SEO schemes.
• MLM cleaning products, or fear-marketing about "toxins" — this site sells methods, not panic.

Say hello

Write to hello@retromodernmom.com and tell me the brand, the product, and what you have in mind. I read everything, and I reply to everything that isn't a robot.